22 March 2008

full time fool

Reasons why Hamilton Environmental is awesome (mornings):
-internet
-seclusion
-learn about pollution and other such things
-brush up on my editing and typing skills
-spend other people's money
-sometimes i feel important
-my boss is nice. and entertaining
-Bus 850 drives right by it
-it's right next to the bakery outlet, giving me easy access to the cheapest and best bread ever

Reasons I-Satellite is awesome (evenings):
-continual stream of sweet movies on the big screen
-nobody cares when you show up late, with McDonalds in hand (proof I didnt even try)
-unlimited water bottles, gatorade, and mountain dew
-internet access
-guaranteed homework time
-chatting with Aaron and Leesh
-can talk on my cell phone and ignore sales calls, and nobody cares
-people believe me when i tell them i'm calling from jamaica
-crazy people threats, like "i'm going to drive there and hurt you" and "im going to report you to Dish and i hope you go to jail!!!" Another favorite is always "get a real job", which is mostly humorous when i know i make more money than them
-today i sat and did all fore-mentioned things, and made 4 sales in 4 hours
-i can make 100 dollars on a saturday morning, when i would otherwise be sleeping

Maybe working full time while going to school isn't so bad after all...

4 comments:

Greg and Alyssa said...

Hahaha the angry people part made me miss i-sat. My favorite will forever be "I want that $5 processing fee returned." "Can't do that." "I'm going to sue you. Yes, YOU PERSONALLY" "Over $5? ...ok" "You don't care if I SUE you?!" "No, sir."

How about you stay in provo just a little bit extra longer and we can all be isat workers and bffs again? Don't act like you ever do homework there...

virginia said...

reasons why not having a job is awesome (mornings):

-sleep until 11
-savor breakfast rather than grab'n'go
-time to mountain bike (my new love)
-lunch on my porch rather than my old office with obligatory conversation with my coworkers

reasons why not having a job is awesome (evenings):

-late nights
-energy for late nights because of aforementioned 11a.m. wake-up

LEESH said...

all i have to say is "hell yeah" to i sat.

Janessa said...

sO, didn't know you started working at I-Sat again and when did they get the unlimited amts of gatorade, etc? Paul isnt the boss still, is he? Girl we gotta catch up and I get to see u in like 3 weeks...stoked:)