05 March 2008

bad words

I'm not swearing anymore. If you hear me slip, you have full permission to reprimand and lecture. I sound like a sailor, and sailors aren't even cool anymore.

*exceptions:
-damn and hell. usually.
-the s word when it is said in mocking gangsta style. like "'nuff o' dat sh*&"
-ass when saying anything else will make me sound like a 1st grader

3 comments:

afton said...

i'm sure i've had this convo with you before about how i feel about swearing. it's not awesome. ever. but man oh man i agree with this one: "ass when saying anything else will make me sound like a 1st grader" haha. this is the only time i feel any inclination to swear. idiot, jerk, and stupid face just really don't do the same thing. the occasional "hell" sounds good too when placed well. good luck!

virginia said...

i can't help but think of that one time on Clifford when those questionable photos... well, u know the story. let's just say i sounded like a very naughty sailor that day...

ABCD said...

hahahahha that was the funniest day of my life. close call!!!!